Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Last Celebrity Arrest Of 2008

Apparently, NBA hall of famer Charles Barkley was arrested on New Years Eve after drunkenly running through a stop sign. When the cops asked him why he did it, Barkley told the police "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job".

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Happy Holidays...

Happy Christmas, Xmas, Kwanzaa, Hanuka, Festivus and whatever else you're into from Fish&Spaghetti. We'll see you in a few days with more interesting news, in depth reviews, gibberish filled rants and a few surprises including exclusive interviews sometime during the first week of the new year.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

New Fat Joe...

I can’t front, I’m tired of Lil Wayne (and almost every rapper called “Lil” anything at this point), but I been a Joey Crack fan since the beginning even though a lot of people who aren't from NY don't understand him and after Pun died I personally thought his career would be over because I thought Pun was writing Fat Joes music, and I’m completely baffled by Ron Browz’s ability to jack T-Pain’s style and still have 2 of the hottest radio joints out right now. Like what happened to biting? Remember when biting off someone in hip hop was like, on sight beef? Whatever, he’s doing his thing.

So check out Winding On Me featuring Fat Joe, Lil Wayne and Ron Browz, 3 successful rap artist who defy all logic and whose names cause arguments in any barber shop.

I think this is a strip club song, Wayne has a few decent punchlines, Fat Joe sounds as good as he ever does on these types of songs and someone must have told Browz to chill out on the auto tune because it's not nearly as pronounced as it is on "Pop Champagne" or "Arab Money".

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Virtual Wuss

So I was perusing the local Paper and I noticed a story that listed different ways that parents can fight against “Cyber Bullying” and I had to laugh.

F%ck christmas

I don't like what Christmas has I like to use a small "c" to differentiate between christmas and Christmas, because sometimes I get confused. I'm not a christmas kind of guy, cause I don't like to spend money I ain't got. christmas is for rich people. It must be, because no one really believes it's the thought that counts when it comes to gift giving anyway. Give your significant other a hand-crafted do-hickey of some sort (I dare you). and see what kind of upside down looks you get.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I hate your cd so much

I will begin reviewing CDs in this space in the coming weeks. But I must warn you rappers, singers, kazoo players, and generally sensitive artists that you are starting off with a deficit...because I hate your CD before it even gets in the player. I hate it so much that I met it in the Costa Rican jungle for an underground cage match. I kicked, and then punched your CD in the eye and bit its ear off and suplexed it into the crowd. Then I grabbed the ringside bell and smashed it into your CD's throat and kicked it in the ribs until the ringside security had to taze me and pull me off of your CD. So chew on that before you decide to subject yourself to my review. And with that in mind, I present to you: The Pinky Ring Scale--Tah Dah! Pay close attention, for it shall be your judge.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

American Gangster

Illinois got more G’s than a gaggle of Fraggle gagging on eggs in a grey garage (and that's alot of G's). It's known for being the home of some of the largest and most notorious street gangs like The Black Gangster Disciples, The Folk Nation, and The Black P Stone Nation not to mention the legends like Al Capone and many others.

For Crying Out Loud...

Felix Batista: US Anti-Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped In Mexico

MEXICO CITY — A U.S. anti-kidnapping expert was abducted by gunmen in northern Mexico last week, a sign of just how bold this nation's kidnapping gangs have become.
U.S. security consultant Felix Batista _ who claims to have helped resolve nearly 100 kidnap and ransom cases _ was in Saltillo in Coahuila state to offer advice on how to confront abductions for ransom when he himself was seized, local authorities said....

Monday, December 15, 2008

So I woke up one morning and Pusha T was one of the illest rappers out...

I don't know when it happened but somehow Pusha T, one half of the Virgia based crack rap duo Clipse, turned into one of the best rappers alive.

His brother Malice is sick too, but I'm saying.

Baby Like Bootlegs...

I’m not 100 percent sure if I’m gonna make these "funny shit my kid does and says” a big part of this blog but here goes, so whatever.

So I was in the supermarket with my kids the other day and we were in the cereal isle and my 5 year old spots some generic brand Cap'n Crunch Berry® type cereal and begs me to get it.

Word? A Shoe?

So a couple of different things crossed my mind when I saw the news story about the Iraqi Journalist who threw 2 shoes at George W. Bush here they are in pretty much chronological order:

I'm ill prepared she said...

We need another gun apparently.

And by “we” I mean my family. And not only another gun, but like can goods and road flares and water and a generator and a CB radio and living room window sized planks of wood and shit.

My baby moms --and I like to call her that because it makes other people uncomfortable for some reason and I like to make people feel uncomfortable, I guess the term is tied to dysfunction in a lot of ways so when people see us out and I introduce her as that they smile nervously or go “oh”, as if they’re not sure if they just caught us on our way to or from the courthouse or some other tacky shit-- anyway, she brought it up to me the other day.

DJ Daa One & Bang Bang Boogie - The X-Files (No Mercy For The Weak)

Check it out right HERE, it's crazy.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

But you don't have to take my word for it...

I never could get into manga. I like my comics just way I like my mass transit; American made and full of characters with borderline personalities in colorful costumes. It's what I was raised on. It's what my father was raised on. It's what my father's father was raised on. If it was good enough for them then it was good enough for me.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bria Myles...

The "3K Effect"...

(Editors Note):
Aside from Hip Hop, Fast Food, Gadgets, Porn, Advice and Current events, we here at Fish&Spaghetti plan to give you some good ol' internet rants about all types of bullshit.

Today, contributing editor "PinkyRing" gives you his theory on why Common and Kanye are giving you some of thier weirdest music ever. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more ramblings from all of us.

Ghostface Killah---The Pretty Tony Collection

01. Tony Montana Ft. Cormega 3:37
02. Drummer Ft. Method Man, Streetlife And Trife Da God 2:51
03. Flowers Ft. Raekwon And Method Man 3:20
04. Paychecks Ft. Trife Da God 3:04
05. Smith Brothers Ft. Trife Da god 3:25
06. Gorilla Hood 4:05
07. Set It Off ‘04 Ft. Trife Da God 2:25
08. Camay Ft. Cappadonna And Raekwon 4:36
09. After The Smoke Is Clear Ft. Wu Tang 3:19
10. Ms. Fat Booty (Remix) Ft. Mos Def 3:30
11. Coast 2 Coast Ft. Planet Asia 5:06
12. No, No, No 3:16
13. Ghost And Elephant Ft. Elephant Man 4:24
14. St. Ides Commercial Ft. Wu Tang 1:00
15. Cherchez La Ghost Ft. U-God 3:13
16. Your Child Ft. Mary J. Blige 4:48
17. Summertime Ft. Beyonce 3:51
18. Freek N’ U Ft. Jodeci And Raekwon 4:54
19. For The Lover In You Ft. Babyface And P-Diddy 4:41
20. You Ft. Tekitha 4:0221. Walking Thru The Darkness Ft. Tekitha 3:20
you already know....

Friday, December 12, 2008

Stuntin' is a Habbit...

The crazy Canadians at Mobiado, the wild design team that's been making some of the illest looking cell phones since 2004 has just released the 105GMT GOLD. It's a pretty ill phone that's definitely more of a stuntin' piece than a technological monster, but it's still no slouch in the specs department and pulling it out in a club will get the haters and dickriders eyeballing you equally. That's IF you can get one, because they're very limited. I got to sample one because I'm on their mailing list because I'm fly like that but that's a whole other story. Follow the link for more info:
According to them:
"The 105GMT GOLD is unlocked, quad-band GSM/EGSM and dual-band WCDMA network operational. It works within North America, Europe, Africa, Asia- Pacific, and South America where GSM/EGSM 850/900/1800/1900 and WCDMA 850/2100 networks are available. It is equipped with a 2 megapixel camera and video camera, more than 1 GB internal memory, 2" display with up to 16 million colors, Bluetooth and micro USB connectivity, and a music player that supports AAC, eAAC+, and MP3 audio formats."
Peep the Dual Swiss automatic mechanical and gold plated watch movements, they illuminate even when keys light up, now that's wavy.

In Baltimore, Even The Chicks Laugh In The Face Of Danger...

BALTIMORE -- A Baltimore prosecutor and Mayor Sheila Dixon are expressing outrage over a video showing two girls laughing as a customer at a carryout restaurant is robbed at gunpoint by two men...

Jay-Z: Classic Gangster

Havn't even checked this out yet, this is only a test.

01 Intro (THOSE MFs remix)
02 Pray (THOSE MFs remix)
03 American Dreamin’ (THOSE MFs remix)
04 Hello Brooklyn 3.0 feat. Lil Wayne (THOSE MFs remix)
05 No Hook (THOSE MFs remix)
06 Roc Boys (THOSE MFs remix)
07 Sweet (THOSE MFs remix)
08 I Know (THOSE MFs remix)
09 Party Life (THOSE MFs remix)
10 Ignorant Shit feat. Beanie Sigel (THOSE MFs remix)
11 Say Hello (THOSE MFs remix)
12 Success feat. Nas (THOSE MFs remix)
13 Fallin’ (THOSE MFs remix)
14 Blue Magic (THOSE MFs remix)
15 American Gangster (THOSE MFs remix)


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