Twitter Tuesday: "Twinterview" With Orange Oscar

So I noticed on twitter that there was a personality on there named Orange Oscar.

I figured he would be a cool person to "Twinterview".



Not much is known about him, but he's funny and obnoxious and he relentlessly dishes out zingers to celebrities like Andy Dick and Kirstie Alley as well as almost every Hip Hop and R&B artist out there. The funniest part is that people actually respond to (and even argue with) him!

So I sent him a Direct Message on twitter, I wasn't sure if I was going to get the character or the creator of the character but he responded and we talked for a little bit and here's what happened:


Fish_Spaghetti-hey @orangeoscar, thanks for replying to my direct message/interview request. you ready now or what?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti I got nuthin' but time. I heard the site and I thought it was about disgustin' food and figured I'd get a free meal.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, yeah, actually, at first it was supposed to be about disgusting food.

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti Now what's it supposed to be witty social commentary? That's real original.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar yeah, real original. speaking of original, you're supposed to be the original oscar the grouch right? whats up with that?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti What's up with that? They dumped me like Chris Brown dumped Rihanna. And also like Chris Brown and Rihanna they bit me.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar so how did they bite you? you mean they coppied you?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti They stole my act! I auditioned with an original song, was on the show, it blew up and they replaced me with a green hack.




Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, that really sucks. so what are you doing these days?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti I'm still livin' in a trashcan! I try to audition but it's hell gettin' this can on the subway.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar so what are you doing on twitter? networking?

orangeoscar@Fish_Spaghetti I heard this was the place for networking...and it is if you're a pornstar, d-lister & d-list pornstar.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar so do a sense of humor or are making enemies with your jabs?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti Hey I don't make the trash I just wallow in in. If you're that sensitive you shouldn't be on the internet.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar i meant to say do people have a sense of humor about what you say or are you making enemies?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti I didn't think I was breakin' the news people that they're losers. Ain't it common knowledge these folks are walking jokes?

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, so who's a punchline?

orangeoscar-Well @Fish_Spaghetti, like @OfficialBowWow, he's been rapping since he was in diapers and he still ain't produced a song worth bootlegging.

orangeoscar-And @Fish_Spaghetti there's also @MCHammer who, thanks to twitter, is given the illusion of popularity.

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, so whats your deal? i mean, with the real person behind oscar?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti What do ya mean? I am a real person. Because I live in a trashcan and eat refuse means I'm not real?

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, no, i mean with your puppeteere? like, who has their hand up your ass making you talk?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti Who's got their hand up my ass? Your mom. And I made her pay for dinner. SCRAM!

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar. nice. i was waiting for the scram. if you need a place to vent your rants at more than 140 characters, my blog is hiring.

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti I live in trashcan, eat garbage, wallow in my own filth and you want me to stoop to blogging? Do I look like @DariusMccrary?

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar well the offer is still there.

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti I'll think about it...SCRAM!

Fish_Spaghetti-@orangeoscar, wait, do you have time for 1 more important question?

orangeoscar-@Fish_Spaghetti What part of "SCRAM" don't you understand?



And then I guess he slammed the lid on his home and that was the end of that. I had more questions but I guess we'll have to wait for next time. With any luck, we'll be seeing more of Orange Oscar around these parts in the future. We'll see.