My Reaffirmed Faith In Humanity

Have you ever had one of those moments where you were completely invested in the moment while simultaneously being totally conscious of how bizarre that moment truly was?

Well, I had one of those moments on Sunday.  It was nutty and awesome and surreal and remarkable.  

I actually met someone.

The Moral Ambiguity of Music

I’m sort of in a moral quandary.

See, I’ve sort of met someone. And she sort of has a boyfriend. And by “sort of “ I mean she’s in a 100% committed relationship.

Still we sort of click, which has me tempted to try to woo her. I mean if their relationship is built to last, my attempts at interfering shouldn’t mean anything, right? On the other hand, while I’ve never cheated on any girlfriend, I’ve definitely been the “other guy” and broken up my fair share of relationship. In fact I’ve spent the last few years working on mending my relationship karma.

So I’m torn. And as with any dilemma in my life, I turn to music for guidance.

Unfortunately I've found that songs dealing with the topic of cheating either make it sound like the worst thing imaginable or completely awesome.

Mea Culpa

Look, in this weird sort of virtual relationship between blogger and follower, I’ve been a huge disappointment. I’ve the equivalent of the guy who sweeps you off of your feet with romantic gestures while we’re courting only to turn into a slovenly lout once it’s official.

I’m horrible and I’m begging for forgiveness.

I’m just asking for one more chance.

Over The Line...

It's been a very busy few weeks but Serena Williams' verbal undressing of a U.S. Open official (after calling a foot fault on her at the most crucial time of the match) and the public backlash that has followed warrants an official Fish And Spaghetti response.

More specifically, I wanted to address the comments made along the lines of those published by a 12 sandwich eating, M.J. D-riding, Kansas City based Journalist.

The Best Show That You're Not Watching - Greek

I know, I know; I'm supposed to be a television snob. I'm the guy who wrote about the criminally slept on Thief and marks Brotherhood, Breaking Bad, Huff and The Wire as some of his favorite shows. So why would I be proclaiming ABC Family's Greek as one of "the best shows that you're not watching?" Because it's actually a really good show.

And I do realized the demographic that I'm write for, so I'll give you three reasons why you should be watching show.

Suckage.

Last week I brutally attacked by a mosquito. At least I think it was a mosquito, it might actually have been a school of mosquitoes. Or do mosquitoes travel in herds?

Anyway, it was painful. I was in agony. But I had to remind myself that there are things that suck worse than getting brutalized by a pride of mosquitoes. Here are three such things.

Caption This Pic...

Caption (or just marvel at) this picture of singer Mya letting her freak flag fly in Atlantic City.

Point/Counter Point: The Royal Farms on York Road Sucks Balls

Point: By Skip Serpico

I've lived in four different states. I've been to Wawa, Circle K, 7 Eleven, Quik Mart, Buy n Bye and Diamond Shamrock and without a doubt, the Royal Farms on York road is the worst chain convenience store I've been to. Ever.



First off, they didn't have Cream Soda. Cream Soda, really? I'm not a frequent soda drinker, all that sugar gets me too hyper. But when I have a craving it needs to be satiated. So I went over to the soda cooler to find it devoid of Cream Soda.

Brothels Are Not Recession Proof...

During these hard economic times, I found my self wondering which industry was "recession proof" and apparently, contrary to what I assumed, selling ass is not one of them. Here's an actual quote from a German news source and a peek into a window of a place were prostitution is legal:

Point/Counterpoint: Porn Star Wife?

Point, By Jay1:

I can understand how a dude can “date” or just “hang out” with a porn star (retired or active), but the idea of settling down with or willingly marrying one is just insane to me. I, unlike Skip Serpico, believe that it would be a huge mistake for a few reasons.

Mother Of The Year...

I don't even know what to say about videos like this. I mean...Nevermind. Press play at your own risk. Possibly NSFW, so if you have a job at all, be carefull.

US Pole Dance Federation Competition...

And in other news, apparently there's a United States Pole Dancer Federation.

Halle Berry: "Youtube Sensation"

She's still smoking hot. The Dance and the song is trash though. If you look closely you can see that Ellen stopped dancing because she started getting wood.

Dead Chicks Who Could Catch One.

I'm going to be real with you; if time travel was a possibility I'd abuse the hell out of it. I'm not one of those people that's all "I'm going go back and kill Hitler as a child" because I'm 100% against killing children. And I won't move from that stance not even for Hitler. Not even for Rush Limbaugh.

I'm also not one of those people who's going to try to get a sports almanac from the future and use it in the past. Or is that the present? See that's why I hate time travel, because I always get confused. And that's why I'm using my time machine to score with dead chicks, before they kick it.

Solange > Beyonce

Originally posted by Jay1

So I stumpled upon these pictures of Beyonce Knowles' little sister Solange at fashion designer Toni Maticevski's show on Monday in NYC and it occured to me that Solange is hotter than Beyonce to me.

And it's not just because Solange is wearing a see through top either.

Selma Hayek Is Not Stingy...

At all.



In fact she's so generous that she decided to share her precious breast milk with a sick African child.

There's Something About Bria...

I don't know what it is...Actually, I guess I know what it is, see it for yourself in this clip from a recent photoshoot she had:

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Bria Myles...

http://rapidshare.com/files/171647446/briaII1.zip.html