Pinky Ring Scale: Vol.2 Starring Ill Mondo and Neal Rames!

After This Debacle, we put Chet back on CD/DVD alphabetizing duty indefinitely.

Sometime last week he came back to the manor with my yummy lunch from Mo’s (shameless plug) and dropped a CD from Ill Mondo and Neal Rames! on my desk as well.

Neal Rames! is a white rapper. I’m not really a fan of white boys rapping. I like Cage’s Smut Peddlers stuff with Mr. Eon (Hi & Mighty), Eminem (especially The Eminem Show) and a smattering of others.

In my opinion, except the aforementioned, most white rappers have little to no flavor and their approach is so academic and sterile it turns me off. I’m also a reformed Hip-Hop snob, so all that “real Hip-Hop” stuff they often subscribe to bothers me as well. In light of that, I’ll try to remain as objective as possible- but don’t count on it.

Ask Frankie...

Welcome to the newest column here at Fish And Spaghetti where you, the readers, get to ask questions (about pretty much anything from sex, love and relationships to which dress or purse or blazer goes best with a gold tooth or the best way to find out if your mate is cheating) and we give you the answers.

And by "We" we mean our resident know-it-all Frankie Nichelle.

Kid 'N' Play, Issue #1 (review)

It occured to us that our Comic Book Section section has been neglected so we decided to go into the vast Fish And Spaghetti library.

Because we're so proud of the Fish And Spaghetti library, we were certain that any book we grabbed would be a gem so we agreed to blindly grab the first thing we saw and review it for you.

Unfortunately we grabbed Marvel Comics' Kid 'N' Play, Issue 1.

Charm City Sushi?

Every day as I'm leaving work and walking by the harbor to catch the #19 I see a sight that never ceases to amaze, startle and sicken me. That sight?

It's people fishing. In the Inner Harbor.

Let me reiterate; people are trying to catch fish that are living in the Inner Harbor.

I'll continue after you rinse that after-puke taste from your mouth.

Wild Pitch Wednesday: "Smell My Finger"

Welcome to "Wild Pitch", the newest column here at Fish And Spaghetti, where we give our intern Chet the opportunity to wow us (and you) with his wacky ideas in the hopes that we (and you) like them enough to have them become actual columns to be featured on the blog every now and then.

This week, Chet tries to talk us (and you) into buying into his absurd idea for a new bi-weekly column that HE calls "Smell My Finger".

Twitter Tuesday: "You Suck At Being Married..."

One of my Twitter followers STOLE my iPod...kinda. It all started one day when I was in my office and...

HA!!! Wait a minute! Hold the phone! Before I could get the first sentence of this blog entry typed, I received this text message from ANOTHER one of my Twitter followers:

Modern Family Review

The Fall television season is upon us. A flurry of new shows are on the horizon just waiting to be critically acclaimed or panned and canceled. It's the most wonderful time of year.

Since Chet the intern managed to score us an advanced screening of ABC's new sitcom Modern Family we figured that it's only fair that we share our thoughts on the show. After all, you should know if it's something that you want to invest in or skip. But first, how about some premise?

R Kelly & Dj Drama: The Demo Mixtape

Oh yeah checking back in with another round of that friday fuckery, live from the Chi, weighing in at 2:11am a staggering 2 months plus late, is R Kelly with his latest foray into sex music and madness with THE DEMO MIXTAPE. Why u ask? Well, because my weekend's far from over and I dont think this tape got nearly enough light.

Download Mixtape Provided by DatPiff.com

Listen, download it or drop a comment and hate. Its all love this way!

Cam'ron & Dj Drama Boss of all Bosses Mixtape

I mean really, how else was I supposed to start the weekend? Better late than never, enjoy kids. click Click Here for link.

Twitter Tuesday: Cold Hard Crash.

I think it's safe to say that I tweet more than anyone I know on Twitter...more than most people know. I tweet in my sleep, in the shower (which is bad when you don't have insurance on your phone), and even during sex.

The Best Show That You're Not Watching – Thief

As much as I love summer, it really puts a damper on the tv viewing. There's really nothing good to watch. And that's why I praise Quetzalcoatl for hulu.com because it's getting me a chance to catch up on old favorites.

And thus I present to you the short lived, award winning FX program Thief, which is the best show you probably didn't watch when it was on. And now thanks to hulu it's the best show that you're not watching, currently.

Thanks.

So apparently, thanks to you Fish Heads and the people who run the Black Weblog Awards our "nomination" has been upgraded to "Finalist" status. Which is cool.

Point/Counter-Point: The Irony

Point; By Jay1:

Ok, I'm may not be the authority on grammar and or spelling but I'm pretty sure that if you make a song called "Google Me" that flops, then semi nude pictures of you accidentally leak onto the internet causing everyone who ignored your song to now begin to "Google" you, that is some serious irony. Right?

Wait a Minute Mr. Postman!

This economic downturn has finally hit home. Don't get me wrong, I've had to tighten my belt like everyone else, I know things are tough all over.

But I'm talking about the folding of publications. Obviously, you're reading this, thus I'm a writer. But what many of you may not know is that Skip Serpico is also a reader. More than that I'm a subscriber. And one of the magazines that I subscribe to folded earlier this year.

However nothing could prepare me for what I found in my mailbox last week.