Point/Counterpoint: The Whole Chris and Rihanna Thing

Point, By Jay1

So I heard that Chris Brown was a no-show at the kids choice awards the other day and it occurred to me that not only do I not care, but I think that after all is said and done that Chris Brown should completely disappear into obscurity and never be heard from again.

Why?

Dead Chicks Who Could Catch One.

I'm going to be real with you; if time travel was a possibility I'd abuse the hell out of it. I'm not one of those people that's all "I'm going go back and kill Hitler as a child" because I'm 100% against killing children. And I won't move from that stance not even for Hitler. Not even for Rush Limbaugh.

I'm also not one of those people who's going to try to get a sports almanac from the future and use it in the past. Or is that the present? See that's why I hate time travel, because I always get confused. And that's why I'm using my time machine to score with dead chicks, before they kick it.

To Watch or Not To Watch...pt3

Note:Skip Serpico submitted this continued look at upcoming shows and the chance that he'll commit to them over a month ago and somehow it didn't get published. My bad. Here it is though:

Sham-Whoa!

So according to This Arrest Affidavit, 44 year old Vince Shlomi, better known as the annoying tool pitchman for ShamWow and Slap Chop mail order junk items, got arrested in South Beach on a felony battery charge.

Best. Video. Ever.

This is epic foolishness right here. The video quality. The lyrics. It's just brilliant. Dudes name is J Nash, just so you know. Remember it.

Busta Rhymes - Exclusive Ownership (Feat. E-40)

I'm a fan of Busta but I personally couldn't care less about E-40, I'm only posting this as a shout out to my peeps from Oakland.

Down Load Here

Friday Face Off

At one point there were 2 orange cartoon cats, Heathcliff and Garfield. For some reason Heathcliff has completely vanished whereas his doppelganger “Garfield” (who didn’t even appear until 5 years after Heathcliff appeared) is still making books, Hollywood movies, Valentines Day cards and just generally lingering around as a timeless, pop culture icon of some sort and I can’t figure out why.

You could make the argument that the fact that Garfield has outlasted Heathcliff in that way makes him the defacto winner of their real life “face off”, but lets take a closer look.