Pinky Ring Scale: Vol.2 Starring Ill Mondo and Neal Rames!

After This Debacle, we put Chet back on CD/DVD alphabetizing duty indefinitely.

Sometime last week he came back to the manor with my yummy lunch from Mo’s (shameless plug) and dropped a CD from Ill Mondo and Neal Rames! on my desk as well.

Neal Rames! is a white rapper. I’m not really a fan of white boys rapping. I like Cage’s Smut Peddlers stuff with Mr. Eon (Hi & Mighty), Eminem (especially The Eminem Show) and a smattering of others.

In my opinion, except the aforementioned, most white rappers have little to no flavor and their approach is so academic and sterile it turns me off. I’m also a reformed Hip-Hop snob, so all that “real Hip-Hop” stuff they often subscribe to bothers me as well. In light of that, I’ll try to remain as objective as possible- but don’t count on it.

Ask Frankie...

Welcome to the newest column here at Fish And Spaghetti where you, the readers, get to ask questions (about pretty much anything from sex, love and relationships to which dress or purse or blazer goes best with a gold tooth or the best way to find out if your mate is cheating) and we give you the answers.

And by "We" we mean our resident know-it-all Frankie Nichelle.

Kid 'N' Play, Issue #1 (review)

It occured to us that our Comic Book Section section has been neglected so we decided to go into the vast Fish And Spaghetti library.

Because we're so proud of the Fish And Spaghetti library, we were certain that any book we grabbed would be a gem so we agreed to blindly grab the first thing we saw and review it for you.

Unfortunately we grabbed Marvel Comics' Kid 'N' Play, Issue 1.

Charm City Sushi?

Every day as I'm leaving work and walking by the harbor to catch the #19 I see a sight that never ceases to amaze, startle and sicken me. That sight?

It's people fishing. In the Inner Harbor.

Let me reiterate; people are trying to catch fish that are living in the Inner Harbor.

I'll continue after you rinse that after-puke taste from your mouth.

Wild Pitch Wednesday: "Smell My Finger"

Welcome to "Wild Pitch", the newest column here at Fish And Spaghetti, where we give our intern Chet the opportunity to wow us (and you) with his wacky ideas in the hopes that we (and you) like them enough to have them become actual columns to be featured on the blog every now and then.

This week, Chet tries to talk us (and you) into buying into his absurd idea for a new bi-weekly column that HE calls "Smell My Finger".

Twitter Tuesday: "You Suck At Being Married..."

One of my Twitter followers STOLE my iPod...kinda. It all started one day when I was in my office and...

HA!!! Wait a minute! Hold the phone! Before I could get the first sentence of this blog entry typed, I received this text message from ANOTHER one of my Twitter followers:

Modern Family Review

The Fall television season is upon us. A flurry of new shows are on the horizon just waiting to be critically acclaimed or panned and canceled. It's the most wonderful time of year.

Since Chet the intern managed to score us an advanced screening of ABC's new sitcom Modern Family we figured that it's only fair that we share our thoughts on the show. After all, you should know if it's something that you want to invest in or skip. But first, how about some premise?