Lil Wayne? Not So Great.

I keep hearing all this talk about how great Lil' Wayne is. I guess he's supposed to be the greatest rapper out and theoretically better than sliced bread. But here's my question; if Lil' Wayne is such a great rapper, how come he's not dead?

Point/Counter Point: The Royal Farms on York Road Sucks Balls

Point: By Skip Serpico

I've lived in four different states. I've been to Wawa, Circle K, 7 Eleven, Quik Mart, Buy n Bye and Diamond Shamrock and without a doubt, the Royal Farms on York road is the worst chain convenience store I've been to. Ever.



First off, they didn't have Cream Soda. Cream Soda, really? I'm not a frequent soda drinker, all that sugar gets me too hyper. But when I have a craving it needs to be satiated. So I went over to the soda cooler to find it devoid of Cream Soda.

Twitter Tuesday: A thorough "Pausing".

Welcome back to Fish & Spaghetti's Twitter Tuesday wherein I share with you my exploits on Twitter and theoretically share with you Twinterviews©, provided we finally nail one down.

Anyway Tuesday was pretty boring nothing much happened. I found out about the UK version of Law & Order which blew my mind. I was directed to a dope article about women and comedy by swish.

But as slow as Tuesday was, things quickly flew off the rails come early Wednesday morning.

Method Man & Red Man: "Dangerous MC's"

I like Method Man's music, but I'm definitely one of the people who believe that most of his better work comes out when he's on a track with someone else. Even more, his absolute best work comes out when he's on a collabo with Red Man, so personally, I've been waiting for this album since a month after the first album they did together came out.

Brothels Are Not Recession Proof...

During these hard economic times, I found my self wondering which industry was "recession proof" and apparently, contrary to what I assumed, selling ass is not one of them. Here's an actual quote from a German news source and a peek into a window of a place were prostitution is legal:

Friday Face Off: "April Madness/Spring Cleaning" Edition: The Championship

Look, it's enough already with this bit, right? You’ve been waiting for this moment for weeks. We've examined these people so thoroughly that we wouldn't be surprised if we got an engraved invitation to appear on the next 1980's themed, "I-Love-Nostalgia" type rehash retrospective show on VH1, and it all comes down to this.

Joe Budden Featuring The Roots...

Joe Budden x The Roots pt.1 Live @ The Jam 4/14 from Okayplayer on Vimeo.

Point/Counterpoint: Porn Star Wife?

Point, By Jay1:

I can understand how a dude can “date” or just “hang out” with a porn star (retired or active), but the idea of settling down with or willingly marrying one is just insane to me. I, unlike Skip Serpico, believe that it would be a huge mistake for a few reasons.

Mother Of The Year...

I don't even know what to say about videos like this. I mean...Nevermind. Press play at your own risk. Possibly NSFW, so if you have a job at all, be carefull.

Twitter Tuesday!

I wanted to hate on Twitter. But Jay1 convinced me to try it out and now I'm a fan of the concept and execution. So much so that I've decided to share my Twitter exploits with y'all in something I'm calling Twitter Tuesday.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start

It recently occurred to me that I grew up with video games. I can barely remember a time before I was on a first name basis with Mario, Luigi and Bowzer. I can even remember when I first played Asteroids and fell in love with the hyperspace button.

Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior...

I've been a fan of Spike TV since they were still called The Nashville Network (TNN) and all they showed was re-runs of 80's sitcoms and professional wrestling.

Friday Face Off: "April Madness/Spring Cleaning" Edition: "The Final 4"

Welcome Back to our most outlandish installment of Friday Face Off yet. The "April Madness" aka "Spring Cleaning" tournament!

Today we continue our excruciatingly over drawn process to decide who will be in the finals of arguably the internets most intense and well thought out examination of completely meaningless, imaginary nonsense.

We considered every fictional Housekeeper on television and decided on this final 4. This isn’t about whether or not they're funny or beloved charactors or not, it’s about which one of these “people” would we have the most faith in taking care of our crib, personal belongings and possibly children.

In case you missed it, you can find out how we decided on the brackets here, and if you missed the first round, you can find that here.

Ok, let’s get it on.

US Pole Dance Federation Competition...

And in other news, apparently there's a United States Pole Dancer Federation.

Caption This Picture...

Caption it and you will win an honest to goodness prize, hows that? Like, I'll send it to your house and everything.

Nintendo + Hip Hop = Awesome.

(ignore the visuals in the video, they have nothing to do with anything)

The whole "8-Bit Remix" thing has been around for a minute but I heard about this particular melody of Hip Hop songs from Jay Z, Ludacris, T.I. and others On This Site a few weeks ago.

Watch Your Ass!

So some kid was sitting in a chair, minding his own business and the chair exploded, shredding his ass to pieces and killing him. Seriously.



So this is what happend:

Slaughterhouse: The Mixtape

I havn't put up a mix tape in minute and this happens to be the one I'm listening to right now.

Friday Face Off: "April Madness/Spring Cleaning" Edition Round 1 (continued)

So last week, in trying to find out who was the "best" TV sitcom housekeeper, we determined that Benson beat out "Charles" for the right to face the top seeded Mr. Belvedere in the first round of the inaugural "April Madness/Spring Cleaning" Tournament.

We've gone through a painfully scientific process to determine the rest of the match ups, and the brackets are all set, so lets get it on!

Mos Def > Jay-Z, Andre3000, Kanye, and Weezy...

According to him. I'm not sure how old this video is but I peeped it the other day and I found it entertaining. Mos Def is a really talented rapper and in the video below he goes into a rant that's like nothing I ever thought I would hear from him, I think he may have even been drunk or high.

Pringles: Perfecting Perfection?

I didn't think it was possible but the people at Pringles improved upon perfection. Seriously, I've got no idea how, but they've actually made their chips crispier, which in turn has made those hyperbolic paraboloids even more delightful and less resistible.

I'm dead serious.

Hot Dog Eating Contest? Worst. Idea. Ever.

So for some reason, I got the stupid idea the other day that it would be fun if I enter a hotdog eating contest. It was the worst idea ever.

I was driving home on Sunday night and I heard on the radio that Mothers a popular sports bar near downtown was hosting the event and it was being presented by local station, 98Rock, and the grand prize was a 4 day trip to Las Vegas and that was pretty much it for me. I heard the words “Vegas”, and “Free”, and “Bar” and I thought, “Well, I guess my plans for tomorrow night are set”.

The Best Show That You're Not Watching - Life

I'm far from the biggest fan of legal procedurals (C.S.I., Law & Order), I find them to be too pat and sterile. Nor am I that fond of shows with quirky characters (House, Monk) as I find the personalities often overwhelm the stories.

But I fell in love with Life, a show about a quirky cop. It's the story of Charlie Crews, a wronged cop (he was framed for murder) who is struggling to find both answers and peace.

First and foremost, it's a well-written show. Every episode contains twists and turns, but they never feel forced. Things make sense and nothing ever feels too extra. The cops are grim and gritty and the crooks aren't glib.

Friday Face Off: "April Madness/Spring Cleaning" Edition...Round 1

This weeks Friday Face Off was supposed to be a comparison to decide who is the best TV sitcom house keeper, but after literally minutes of debate, the Fish&Spaghetti staff came to the conclusion that there are far too many qualified housekeepers in the world of TV to pick just 2.

We felt that we would be disrespecting at least 6 other worthy competitors so we decided to give them a fighting chance.

With that said, we bring you this: “The Fish&Spaghetti April Madness Tournament™” AKA “Spring Cleaning”!

For the entire month of April we’ll be comparing the best housekeeper until we decide who is the all time best.

Get your bracket ready, here are the first round match ups:

The New Hotness? Talking To Strangers!

So apparently, some 18year old kid from Vermont created a way to help people waste more time on the Internet by combining instant messaging with the "Hey-let-me-tell-you-what-I'm-doing-every-20-minutes" phenomenon that Facebook and Twitter are known for to create Omegle, a very weird but kinda sorta fun time waster that allows you to talk to complete strangers about whatever.

According to the creator:

"Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like."
I gotta say, I did this earlier and it's a little bit fun but mostly creepy. I can see how this could take off but the name doesn't have a cool ring to it. And there's no pictures, which some people might like, but I think if it had a cooler name, it would stand a really good chance of becoming the next big Internet thing as people seem to love this sort of stuff.

I tried it out and this is the conversation I had on there earlier:

Halle Berry: "Youtube Sensation"

She's still smoking hot. The Dance and the song is trash though. If you look closely you can see that Ellen stopped dancing because she started getting wood.

Pardon?

According to a story on Yahoo News:

WASHINGTON – Sen. John McCain wants a presidential pardon for Jack Johnson, who became the nation's first black heavyweight boxing champion 100 years before Barack Obama became its first black president.

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man...

I've yet to add a "Lazy" category, but when I do, this post will go in it.