Monday, April 27, 2009

Brothels Are Not Recession Proof...

During these hard economic times, I found my self wondering which industry was "recession proof" and apparently, contrary to what I assumed, selling ass is not one of them. Here's an actual quote from a German news source and a peek into a window of a place were prostitution is legal:

Some brothels have cut prices or added free promotions, while others have introduced all-inclusive flat-rate fees. Free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers, as well as "day passes" are among marketing strategies designed to keep business going.

"Times are tough for us too," said Karin Ahrens, who manages the Yes, Sir brothel in Hanover. Revenue had dropped by 30 per cent at her establishment, she said, while turnover had fallen by as much as 50 per cent at other clubs. "We're definitely feeling the crisis. Clients are being tight with their money. They're afraid. You can't charge for the extras any more and there is pressure to cut prices."

That's an actual story.

Check out the rest of the story Here


  1. WOW...this says that for $92.62 USD, you can get a buffet that includes sex, food, and drinks between 10am and 4pm! European men are so lucky!

    but you can get the buy 1, get 1 free head & syphilis special on the corner of Garrison and Belle for $7 between 10pm and 4am.

  2. is that all you charge? 7 dollars?


  3. *blank stare*

    I don't even have a come back because I totally set myself up for that one LMAO!!

  4. Why Are Kids Eating Uncooked Pork?

    Wait, nevermind.

  5. frankie walked right into that 7 dollar comment.

  6. Im going to move to germany



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