Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Twitter Tuesday - SouljaboyTellEm's Meltdown

So, a funny thing happened in the wee hours of the morning on Thursday; SouljaboyTellEm had a complete meltdown on Twitter. It was hilarious. It was tragic. It was possibly a better train wreck than the BET Awards.

We here at Fish & Spaghetti feel it's our duty to present it for you, in it's entirety. With a pinch of snark

SouljaBoyTellEm Like no bullshit... I'm looking on Twitter right.. all people doing is bitchin/hatin ... Thinkin about taking all my money and leaving :)
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:03:43

Right now it's difficult to tell exactly what set him off. It's possible that some financially struggling people are complaining about their predicament, which would explain why he's leaving and taking his money.

SouljaBoyTellEm Fuck having a Million followers fuck putting out music.. why? for yall to cry and bitch all the time. Put up new vidoes for what? fuck it
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:04:09

Y'know it's really sad to such disillusionment at such a young age. Seriously, what's more important than getting a million followers?

SouljaBoyTellEm Shit ain't how it use to be. Niggaz always fucking up public shit. Niggaz always hating... this world is looking real ugly right now...
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:07:22

I don't know if there's anything more hilarious than a 18year old recalling days past. Wait, I didn't mean hilarious I meant sad.

SouljaBoyTellEm Yeah I said. fuck all of yall. I'm taking my money and leaving. Gonna go blow kush and live my 2nd dream. this rap shit lame now
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:08:15

Little known fact; SouljaBoyTellEm's second dream – being a Subway Sandwich Artist.

SouljaBoyTellEm Like why? Like really. My music dream was THE SHIT 2 years ago before I was signed. It was everything I could ever imagine.
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:15:22

That sounds genuinely real.

SouljaBoyTellEm Then I get signed. this is where my dream slowly died.. these crackaz wanna critcize a nigga. take REAL SHIT and turn it to trash
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:16:26

I wonder if the "crackaz" he was referring to were critics, just media types or just white people in general?

SouljaBoyTellEm Water down my music and my appearance and make me look like something i'm not. THESE CRACKERS DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK I REALLY AM!!!
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:16:59

I can't like to you, I'm genuinely curious about what pure unfiltered SouljaBoyTellEm sounds and looks like. I honestly don't even know if I could handle it, it might be too pure.

SouljaBoyTellEm I go to the studio make new music for my fans to enjoy and party to. They take my shit hate on me. Make me look ignorant in the media
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:17:26

So, again, the "crackers" are making him look ignorant. But which ones?

SouljaBoyTellEm It's all bullshit. Like WHY do I have to put up with this? because it's my dream? that shit died when crank that went #1
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:17:55

I'm pretty sure a lot of things died when "Crank That" went #1; Hip-Hop, the notion that YouTube could be used for good, the idea that OutKast was the anomaly.

SouljaBoyTellEm I know what you thinking. But SOULJA BOY its the American dream your rich I would kill to be in your shoes. thats what you THINK its all BS!
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:18:32

And now things have gotten morose.

SouljaBoyTellEm They say soulja boy u changed. soulja boy u hollywood I ain't ask for this SHIT!!!!!! I want it to go back to how it was before i was signed
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:20:46

I don't know too many people who don't wish that clock could be turned back.

SouljaBoyTellEm I might be soundin crazy now.. I don't really know about alot of things these days. But I just want EveryBODY to know this shit
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:24:47

And now we're in full "cry for help" mode.

SouljaBoyTellEm Just KNOW that i'm only 18 man... And it's only so much I can do. It's only so much I can take. If your really fans and love and support me
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:25:27

You see that? That's a tear forming in my eye.

SouljaBoyTellEm You would hear me out and help ya boy get thru this shit..
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:25:41

SouljaBoyTellEm I know everybody is gonna have opinions on the things that i'm saying right now.. but there it is. I'm not perfect. feel the shit im sayin
Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:28:49

At this point Tyrese intervened and offered up some words of wisdom. Given Tyrese's history I'm guessing the advice was something like "Dude, you're pulling a Dave Chappelle. Cut that nonsense out before you end up with Mike Jones and Mims."

All in all, I've got a newfound respect for SouljaBoyTellEm, in that now I see his train wreck quotient has increased, which will keep him on my radar for a minute. I mean SouljaBoyTellEm could be the next Michael Jackson in terms of "he was cool when he was younger but now he's plunged into the deep end of crazy."

Here's hoping.


  1. I don't know if there's anything more hilarious than a 18year old recalling days past. Wait, I didn't mean hilarious I meant sad.

    cause of death: she choked on her spit while laughing

  2. i have to say, i doubt there is anyone else having as much fun on twitter as we are.

    this is maaaad funny.

  3. the best part of this is that soulja boy deleted all of this from his twitter page.



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