Remembering - BET: Uncut

There's been a lot of death recently. Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, that chick from the poster in the 1970's, TV's drunkest sidekick. And today we at Fish & Spaghetti mourn another passing, the passing of BET: Uncut.

Sure it was a programming block, but it was a programming block that featured some of the worst looking videos, and frankly video hoes, ever. BET: Uncut was a program that didn't care about taste or standards or quality of any kind. And what BET: Uncut offered was hands down the best smut available on free cable in the middle of the night.

Twitter Tuesday - SouljaboyTellEm's Meltdown

So, a funny thing happened in the wee hours of the morning on Thursday; SouljaboyTellEm had a complete meltdown on Twitter. It was hilarious. It was tragic. It was possibly a better train wreck than the BET Awards.

We here at Fish & Spaghetti feel it's our duty to present it for you, in it's entirety. With a pinch of snark

It Was Written > Illmatic

This is one of my favorite barber shop arguments.

Well I guess it’s more like I disagree with the broadly accepted opinion that Illmatic is better then It Was Written- and then everyone yells at me. Yeah that’s more like it.

I always get into trouble with this sort of thing- it's right up there with Ether or Takeover (Ether), Jordan or Kobe (Kobe), Superman vs Flash in a race around the world (I got $20 on Barry Allen) Lola Love or Buffy (I’ll take Toccarra thanks). Who has time for a haircut when serious intellectual pursuits like these are going down?

The BET Awards were on, and I watched them...

So The BET awards happened and I watched it for you. Not because I wanted to, but because I like to engage in dangerous and stupid endurance challenges every now and then.

Skip Serpico – Massage Therapist?

So today I took a look at the man in the mirror and decided that I was going to make a change. I'm going to become a massage therapist. Or masseuse. Ok, so I technically haven't "decided" yet, but I'm 90% sure that it's a notion that I'm at least partially interested in entertaining.

Y'see it all stems from these harsh economic times. I was looking for some off the books type of employment. Actually I was just pondering off the books type of employment and I considered becoming a skim-masseuse. I mean, I've got no formal training, but the hands that I'm using to type this very sentence are like gifts from Zeus himself.

Michael Jackson Overload...

We flipped a coin.

On one side we were going to completely ignore this Michael Jackson thing and continue blogging as usual, on the other side we would completely overdose on Michael Jackson and have every post for the rest of the month somehow refer to him.

Friday Face Off: Brown Mike vs. Lite Mike

In honor of the memory of Michael Jackson, we here at Fish And Spaghetti thought that it would be fitting to dedicate the friday face off to him.

But who would we have him face off against? We thought about Prince, and James Brown and some others, but really, who can compare to Michael Jackson?

Nobody...except himself!

That's right, it's "Lite Mike" vs. "Dark Mike".

Shamone!