Saturday, March 28, 2009


So according to This Arrest Affidavit, 44 year old Vince Shlomi, better known as the annoying tool pitchman for ShamWow and Slap Chop mail order junk items, got arrested in South Beach on a felony battery charge.

He claims that the 26 year old prostitute he paid for bit his tongue and would not let go and he had to beat her up to get her off his tongue.

The brawl resulted in the woman getting some facial fractures and lacerations, during the scuffle. Judging by the above mugshot though, it looks like she put up a hell of a fight.

Luckily, Even though Shlomi and the prostitute were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors decided against filing formal charges so he's not going to go to jail

But now that mugshot showing the beating his prostitute gave him is on the internet forever.

Bonus: The Shamwow Commercial

Double Bonus: "Before Picture of The Prostitute"


  1. I wonder if he used his line from the Slap Chop commercial and told her, "You're gonna love my nuts."

  2. sham wow! look at his face. he looks so OLDDDD!
    I wish I could figure out which actress this hooker looks like. it's been bothering me.

  3. he wearing a hospital gown? wtf

  4. To Art Vandelay, you could be thinking of Scarlett Johansson?
    That's who I though of when I saw the picture lol.



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