True Stories: Thriller

By Pinky Ring

My mom knows how to throw a birthday party.

I thought my brother was the crown prince of Zamunda when he turned 7. There was "Play Doh", face paint, action figures, gift bags, all kinds of vittles, the obligatory cake and ice cream and Michael Jackson.

F&S Top 5 Michael Jackson Moments...

After, litterally, minutes of debate, the over worked and underpaid Fish And Spaghetti staff was able to come to an agreement on thier top 5 favorite Michael Jackson moments.

Here they are, in no particular order:

A perfect summation of Michael Jackson's Biggest Scandal...

Word.

TV Gods, I Beseech Thee!

I really don't understand how the universe works. I mean, I try to do good as best I can. I try to do my part for the Earth by recycling. I tolerate indignities on a near daily basis without responding in kind. I even do my best to treat people with the degree of respect that feel I'm entitled to. I think I'm a pretty decent human being.

This is why I can't fathom why both Parker Lewis Can't Lose and The State are being released on dvd within the next 30 days. I don't get what I've done to offend the TV gods.

Point/Counter Point - Crack a Bottle

Point; By Skip Serpico:

When you think of Aftermath you think of 50 Cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and depending on what day it is Joell Ortiz, Eve, Rakim, Game, Busta Rhymes and Truth Hurts. But mostly you just think of those first three. So a song featuring those three should be amazing, right?

Friday Face-Off - Nancy Botwin vs Walter White

We here at Fish and Spaghetti are huge fans of the entrepreneurial spirit of America. We love the drive that causes people to go the extra mile for the extra buck. We love hustle and we completely respect those who get their grind on.

That's right; we think that drug dealers are about as American as apple pie.

Kanye West-Spaceship, Official Video